Why are there so many “39” year-old gay men? I like you for who you are, not for who you were six... BITCH SESSION...

Submitted by admin on Fri, 2005-12-02 12:00.

If you're looking for a husband, go where you're likely to meet men who are good husband material. I met mine in a gay religious organization, not in a back room or a “sex right this second” chat room.

I am a gay surfer, and I do mean the ocean variety. I am around the hottest and nicest guys, all straight, who accept me as a good surfer and good comrade. Why don't more gay men surf?

To a certain nightclub owner: Sooner or later you are gonna get caught refilling empty top-shelf bottles with cheap, rail liquors and selling it as top-shelf. People are noticing.

To the guy who bitched about my shiny hair, my vanity and my hovel of a bedroom: You inspired me to reorganize my room, so now it's much more spacious. And I'll try to be more attentive to others. It's hard though, as most people don't interest me very much.

Enough with the line about being “drug and disease free” in online personals. Most guys haven't been tested for at least six months and half of them want to have unsafe sex. They probably aren't D/D free or won't be for long.

Why do so many lesbians have kids, you ask? Because we're building an army for when we take over the world and turn it into a giant peacenik co-op where everyone will worship the womb!

Either there are more gay men than lesbians, or gay men are better at pretending that they aren't swimming in a sea of former lovers every time they go out.

So you work out at the gym and take steroids? For what? You still can't even see your abs. You claim to be in a “bulking up” phase, but the truth is you are just fat, Mary.

To the person who complained that therapy is an overpriced scam: Counseling isn't for everyone, but I'm certain it helped me during my struggle with depression.

Stop asking me to form a triad with you and your boyfriend just because I'm single. I'm single because it's difficult to meet monogamous men.

To the people who think the gay rights movement is male-centered: Take a look at the data on same-sex marriage. It's the girls that get (and stay) married, not the boys.

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