"I don't know about Brad Pitt," says Douglas, "leaving that beautiful woman [Jennifer Aniston] to go hold orphans for Angelina [Jolie]. I mean how long is that going to last?"

It's an odd comment, coming from someone who himself is a "Messenger of Peace" for the United Nations. Pitt's rep declined to fire back, but let's hope that UN goodwill ambassador Jolie shows him some diplomatic immunity.

Though he denies reports that he spurned treatment for sex addiction, the 61-year-old divorcé credits current wife Catherine Zeta-Jones with saving him from a meaningless bachelorhood.

"You learn to respect something of value and nurture it and treat it well," he says. "I mean, don't ask me what happened with Renee Zellweger [and her short-lived husband Kenny Chesney]. I don't know how you get married for four months. And Julia [Roberts] with Lyle [Lovett]. There must be some incredible things you find out one night. I mean, I don't know."

No question he communicates — constantly — with Zeta-Jones. The actress, who has the same ring-tone as on her T-Mobile commercials, calls him at least four times during his interview with GQ's Jeanne Marie Laskas, and once when he's giving a speech at the United Nations.

At the UN, he turns off his own phone's ringer, but later tells her "I was gonna … put you on the microphone. … If Mrs. [Kofi] Annan wasn't there, maybe I would have."

Safe in his domestic bliss, the star of the forthcoming "The Sentinel" still remembers doing his famous sex scenes in "Basic Instinct," "Fatal Attraction" and "Disclosure."

"I'd always go, 'Okay, I'm going to touch your breast here,' so it was never like, 'Hey what's going on?' I mean, you make a lady comfortable."

"Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing," the "Prairie Home Companion" star says. "It's groovy. You've gotta have some fun and let those emotions out."

And what of those many men who allegedly have come to her emotional rescue: Chad Michael Murray, Richie Akiva, Jared Leto, Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Colin Farrell , Joaquin Phoenix and whoever she was with at Bungalow last weekend? The 19-year-old scoffs at the endless tabloid linkages. Still, she admits, "It sounds cheesy, but I have people who are fun to have crushes on."

"Confidence, loyalty and a good sense of humor, because I come with a lot of baggage," she tells Cosmo. "I have paparazzi following me every day. After I finish, I'd like to have a boyfriend. It would be nice to have that security and to have someone to go to a movie with."

"I'm okay with being topless in front of people, but I'm not sure if I'd want to do it onscreen," she says. "If it's a role that's going to win me an Oscar, it would be different."

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